'Tis the Lady Jingly Jones!

I make it a point to briefly check through my spam folder to see if there were any false positives. Today I came across some very interesting one-line emails, containing only a short URL and these gems:

"Lady Jingly Jones, farewell"

- On perceiving all his toes were gone

"A sea-green Porpoise carried away"

- Mr Quangle Wangle Quee

"Tis the Lady, Jingly Jones!"

- She mixed the dough with sour cream